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Sal's Alleged Pizza
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4102 Detroit Avenue, Cleveland, Ohio · (216) 555-0182 · Tue–Sat 11–9 · Sun 12–8 · Closed Monday.

The order counter beneath a hand-set menu board listing pizza, sides, and drinks.
The board the prices come from.

Pizza

14 inch and 18 inch. No small.

Cheese 14"$1518"$19
Each topping 14"$218"$2.75

Toppings: Pepperoni, Sausage, Meatball, Mushroom, Onion, Green pepper, Black olive, Banana pepper, Anchovy, Extra cheese.

By the Slice

11am to 2pm only. Cheese or pepperoni, whatever's out.

Slice $3.50
Two slices and a can $8
Two cheese pizza slices on a paper plate with a can of soda, checkerboard floor in the background.
Two cheese and a can.

The Ones With Names

The Plain 14"$1518"$19

Cheese.

The Defendant 14"$2118"$27

Pepperoni, sausage, meatball.

Exhibit A 14"$2118"$27

Mushroom, onion, green pepper.

Not Guilty 14"$1818"$22

Cheese, made with the good mozzarella.

The Plea Deal

Half whatever you want, half whatever they want. Priced by the more expensive half.

The named pies come how they come. You can order the same toppings a la carte if you want them different.

Sides

Garlic knots Six$5Nine$6.50
House salad $7

Add pepperoncini, no charge.

Meatball sub $10
Sausage and pepper sub $10

Dessert

Cannoli $4

When we have them.

Drinks

Can $1.50

Coke, Diet Coke, Sprite, ginger ale, root beer.

2-liter $3.50

Ordering

Order at the counter. Call ahead for pickup at (216) 555-0182.

Delivery within about a mile. Depends who's working.

Kitchen stops taking pizza orders about fifteen minutes before close.
Cash and cards. Parking in rear.

Hours

Tuesday–Saturday 11am–9pm
Sunday 12pm–8pm
Monday Closed

Closed Mondays is permanent, not seasonal. People always ask.

Sal's Alleged Pizza

4102 Detroit Avenue, Cleveland, Ohio 44113

Tue–Sat 11am–9pm · Sun 12pm–8pm · Monday Closed

(216) 555-0182

Same pizza it was in 1987.

Closed Mondays is permanent, not seasonal. People always ask.

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